It’s crazy that your body can heal itself. Like oh someone broke your arm cuz you’re a pussy, here let me just fuse these fuckin bones back together!
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
I really can’t imagine Harry topping Louis. Like he’s such a dork he looks like the type to fucking spill lube all over the floor or sound like a complete idiot and non stop giggling while trying to talk dirty.